It's what you'll do, not what you did
This part is scary!
Some memories leave a stretched trace
Being nice as promised
At least she lets you watch it, loser
Perfect and also perfectly perverted
You look cute when you demand stuff
Wanna be grounded or have some fun?
You could have a girl help you out
Just make sure nobody knows, ok?
Best apology you ever gotten
You won't hear any complaints, sir!